Holy crappola, I’ve been so busy writing, I forgot to update my blog since the last time I made my books free. You know what, I forgot I even had a blog!

So, tomorrow and the next day (Friday and Saturday), BOTH my novels, Arnesto Modesto: The World’s Most Ineffectual Time Traveler and my 2018 short story collection, will be free on Amazon!

Arnesto: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07DM7SBPB

Short Stories: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07NDL478X

What the hell have I been up to, anyway?! Wrote more short stories:

• Just today, finished The Unwonted 5, about five strangers, each with a unique, virtually useless power, brought together to form a new team of heroes. Their powers may not prove so useless after all…
• The Rearrivals: The gods have returned. Humanity can handle it, right? Hahaha, no.
• Interview With a Candidate: A Horror Story: He’s cocky, conservative, and just plain awful. But at least he’s honest (mostly). Why do people keep voting for jerks like this?
• Situational: Their only hope of escape is… following the rules? That can’t be right.
• 5 Years The Villain: Aliens gave him five years and an advanced space pod to right humanity’s wrongs. If you think the humans will be grateful, you’re more than a little off.
• The Lesson: If you don’t have your kids indoctrinated, who will?
• Speeding Stealth Bus: It’s nearly silent, virtually invisible, and it wants to kill you. Don’t step off the curb.
• Single Elimination Earth: Every human being is forced to fight another human to the death. Winners have to do it again. And again. Losing means death, but that might not be so bad…

These stories will all be published in my next short story collection, the still egomaniacally named, Darren Johnson’s Best Short Stories of 2019, which will take advantage of the usual Amazon free days.